Local Wizard

Carter Paulsen- 22 years old, Omaha NE, single, Skateboarding, Satan, Sprinting towards death.


me 24/7

me 24/7

(Source: rotom, via porn4ladies)

Jordan getting gnar for half dead

elizabethtinafeys:

"Does your mom want to take pictures?"

"Uh yes, she does."

ike-bowski:

"Like turning into that weird dude who’ll just takes drugs when he’s with you and not tell you…….. Like that was never me, but I turned into that"

ike-bowski:

"Like turning into that weird dude who’ll just takes drugs when he’s with you and not tell you…….. Like that was never me, but I turned into that"

(via bukkkake)

olsonstuff:

Amazing

olsonstuff:

Amazing

(Source: yandars, via funkaustin)

batpigandme:

Look at my big ears 😎 by boristhefrenchbulldoge http://ift.tt/1g9Y7sP

Give me!!!

batpigandme:

Look at my big ears 😎 by boristhefrenchbulldoge http://ift.tt/1g9Y7sP

Give me!!!

An Instagram for half dead.

You’re cute and I’d like to touch your butt.

But I can’t make those words come out of my mouth.

Love these guys.
New gear.
I thought I looked cute here. 😘

joshuapollina:

Artwork by Dolan Stearns [ @sorry_entertainer ]